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  • Kamal Haasan’s Vishwaroopam crosses Rs 1 bn mark

    Kamal Haasan’s Vishwaroopam crosses Rs 1 bn mark

    MUMBAI: Controversies pay in the film world. For Kamal Haasan, it must have been worth swallowing all the problems his movie Vishwaroopam generated over its proposed release on the direct-to-home (DTH) platform ahead of the theatrical debut. Even as Haasan had to concede to the powerful film exhibition community and defer the DTH release, his much talked about magnum opus action thriller has crossed the Rs one billion mark at the box office.

    Actor Rahul Bose tweeted the milestone achievement on the micro blogging website, “Just received figures of the all India box office collections of Vishwaroopam. 120 crores and counting. Superb! Vishwaroopam‘s the first film I‘ve been a part of that‘s made over 100 crores. Congratulations to the team and mr haasan especially!”

    Bose plays the antagonist in the film. Other stars include Pooja Kumar, Andrea Jeremiah and Shekhar Kapur.

    The movie has been marred with controversies even before its release. The first tangle it got itself into was when actor-director Hasaan decided to release the movie on DTH platform before its theatrical release. Just when the issue of Vishwaroopam‘s release was resolved, Muslim bodies in Tamil Nadu opposed the movie since it showed the community in bad light which resulted in the movie being banned from release in Tamil Nadu.

    The film released worldwide on 25 January but in Tamil Nadu it hit the theatres as late as 7 February. Despite the delays and controversies, the film seems to have caught the fancy of the audiences.

    The film was also released in Hindi by the name Vishwaroop. This version, though, has failed to attract audiences since it has managed to rake in just Rs 117.5 million in its first week.

  • Direction of Special 26 is good, ABCD’s wonderful

    Direction of Special 26 is good, ABCD’s wonderful

    MUMBAI: Special 26 is a caper movie with a story set in the 1980s. The story is inspired by a real life heist in Mumbai in 1987 when a famous jewellery shop in South Mumbai was raided by a team of fake CBI that took away valuables worth many lakhs. Coming from the writer-director of the acclaimed 2008 film, “A Wednesday”, the expectations from Special 26 were high.

    Producers: Shital Bhatia, Kumar Mangat.

    Director: Neeraj Pandey.

    Cast: Akshay Kumar, Anupam Kher, Manoj Bajpai, Jimmy Shergill, Kajal Aggarwal, Divya Dutta, Rajesh Sharma.

    Akshay Kumar aspires to join CBI but fails the entrance exams and is rejected. Undeterred, he forms his own personal CBI team with Anupam Kher, Rajesh Sharma and Kishore Kadam. This was the era of parallel economy, where much black money was involved in day-to-day transactions. The purpose of his “team” is to raid targets like jewellers and politicians in the name of the income tax department or the CBI as per need. The raids always go unreported: the targets dare not complain as it is a matter of black money. Kumar‘s team members are all spread out in different cities and how they came together is not explained.

    The team‘s targets so far have been small and medium range. Kher feels he is getting old and wants Kumar to plan one big heist so he can retire; Kumar has same plan in mind because his lady love, Kajal Aggarwal, a school teacher, is to be married off in a month‘s time. So, with a strict deadline, he plans to carry out one last job and vanish with his love.

    Meanwhile, Kumar‘s team raids a politician in Delhi. His modus operandi is simple but aggressive. He chooses his target and calls up the local police team of Jimmy Shergill and Divya Dutta as back up. This puts up a convincing show for the target. The politician is not willing to lodge an official complaint because it was all graft money and also because if leaked, the story would make him look like a fool among his people. However, since a real cop was witness and party to the incident, the police chief suspends him along with his aide, Divya Dutta while deciding to carry on the investigation off the record.

    Suspended and humiliated, Shergill has started his own investigation into the team. He approaches the real CBI, Manoj Bajpai. A chase around Delhi‘s crowded commercial areas to catch a criminal establishes Bajpai‘s sincerity, determination and bravery. His orders are to catch the fake CBI team and end their run of robberies which is about to reach half century. Meanwhile, Kumar‘s team is in the process of raiding a trader in Kolkata. But a real CBI team is already present there on their assignment. Kumar is a quick thinker and unfazed, he introduces his team as income tax officers, berates Kher for coming to wrong address and changes his target instantly. When the heist is over, he actually seeks the help of real CBI cops to carry the loot to his vehicle. The news reaches Bajpai, making him even more determined to catch the team.

    Aggarwal‘s wedding cards are printed and with the day nearing. Kumar plans his last big hit. It is the biggest jewellery shop in Mumbai, run by Tikku Talsania. However, he needs a huge team to carry out this job. He inserts a classified in a newspaper for aspiring young men and women for a job in CBI. Everything is carried out impressively. The candidates are interviewed at a five-star hotel and 26 candidates selected. They are to be trained next day in a two-hour lecture and finally tested in a raid which Kumar calls ‘Practical Training‘. Bajpai is in Mumbai along with Shergill keeping an eye on the happenings. He plants two of his own men in the team of 26. Thus is set up the climax, where Kumar and his gang will either escape or be caught.

    Special 26 sets a good pace with its first heist. One expects that pace to continue but that does not happen. The film goes onto dwell in the personal lives of the main protagonists. The second heist too is interesting but the proceedings quickly slow down again as Kumar plans his last trick. Finally, when it happens, the last raid makes the final half hour interesting and something to take away from the film.

    Coming from Neeraj Pandey, whose “A Wednesday” was a thrilling experience, Special 26 falls short on that count as it sags at times. It has Kumar but no scope for romance, music or action. The story does not go into the background of its characters nor how they came together. But overall the direction is good with an eye for details and in keeping with the ambience of 1980s.

    Performance wise, the film has unanimously good shows by all the actors. Kumar with his deadpan poker face is convincing as a CBI officer. Kher is excellent. So are Rajesh Sharma and Kishore Kadam. Manoj Bajpai as the determined CBI officer is very good. Jimmy Shergill, though cast in a side character, underplays very well. Divya Dutta, with just one line to speak every time, lends able support. Kajal Aggrwal has little to do.

    Special 26 has earned good reports and needs to improve over the weekend when it will require a huge leap at the box office to guarantee safe returns.

    ABCD: Any Body Can Dance 3-D Review

    Producers: Ronnie Screwvala, Siddharth Roy Kapur.

    Director: Remo D‘Souza.

    Cast: Prabhudheva, Kay Kay Menon, Ganesh Acharya, Dharmesh Yelonde, Salman Yussuf Khan, Lauren Gottlieb, Noorin Shah, Vrushali Chavan, Bhawna Khanduja, Punit Pathak, Mayuresh Wadkar, Sushant Pujar, Prince, Firoz Khan.

    ABCD: Any Body Can Dance is the first musical/ dance film in 3-D, which is used mainly in dance scenes. A dance film needs a cause, a challenge and a desire to do better than others. Prabhudheva, the master choreographer and dancer, finds all three when he is betrayed by his partner.

    Prabhudheva is a choreographer at Jehangir Dance Academy, run by Kay Kay Menon. The academy always wins first spot on a major TV dance competition. The competition is in its final round and, as usual, Menon‘s academy wins. However, Prabhudheva is not satisfied with the performance of the team of dancers he trained and says as much to his boss. Menon‘s answer is that it is not dancing that wins awards; it needs some manipulation, marketing and presentation. To this end, Menon has a plan to employ the services of a foreign choreographer and sideline Prabhudheva. Feeling let down by Menon, he decides to leave and head home to Chennai; after all he had built the academy.

    Prabhudheva books his ticket to Chennai but in the meanwhile takes refuge with Ganesh Acharya, a wannabe choreographer. Acharya does not want him to give up so easily and forces him to stay back and build a new team of dancers. Prabhudheva notices a few boys from the basti being chased by cops. He is impressed with the acrobatics and agility they use to dodge the cops. Later, he sees the same boys dancing during a Ganesh festival. He finds some hope in this bunch and decides to train them. The local politician provides him with a warehouse which is soon turned into a dance studio. There is rivalry between two groups in the basti so as one group of boys join the training, the other merely watches from the outside. Eventually, as they watch the process, they also join for after all there is a dancer in all of them and Prabhudheva‘s conviction is that Any Body Can Dance. The latest addition to the studio is a drug addict being chased by the police; he decides to mingle with the dancers to avoid the police. Not convinced he is one of the dancers, the police ask him to demonstrate. Funnily, his demonstration of dance is like an addict deprived of his regular fix. However, Prabhudheva sees a potential dancer in him too, one with a spark to become the lead dancer.

    The job looks near impossible as the dancers fumble and fall and keep fighting among themselves. There is no trust between the rival groups. Even in the elimination round, they start fighting on stage. They are instantly disqualified but Menon is delighted. He asks the organiser not to disqualify Prabhudheva‘s dancers as they can be the jokers of the competition and make people laugh. Menon wants to see Prabhudheva humiliated publicly. The disqualification is revoked. Prabhudheva is livid but decides to start all over again. He does that by first ending the enmity in the groups. Unless they unite, they cannot be a team.

    With the group ready and as if to rebuff Menon‘s taunt, they come dressed as jokers and get into second round and, eventually, into the decider. Now Menon sees tough competition for his academy; he tries to break Prabhudheva‘s group with handsome offers. The boys decline because they don‘t want to let their master down. The final round is announced but some manipulation by Menon has resulted in his team taking the opening slot which was otherwise allotted to Prabhdheva‘s dancers. Menon‘s dancers put up the same dance Prabudheva has choreographed for his dancers. Unknown to them, Menon had managed to lure at least one of their dancers who had given away his team‘s routine. Prabhudheva and his dancers have just ten minutes to think up a new routine before they are called on to stage. Prabhudheva tells them to go back to their roots, asking them to dance like they did on the streets at Ganpati. He wants them to dance like all Indians dance, with no rules or routine.

    This final dance and the one before that are the highlight of ABCD. After all, this is a dance musical and a story of a betrayed artiste and the underdogs he nurtures; when an underdog is contesting, the masses root for them. The final dance takes a bit from parts of India but is centred on a Ganesh stuti. Everybody loves Shri Ganesh and it turns out to be the masterstroke.

    ABCD is all about choreography and creating an atmosphere for music and dances. Director Remo D‘souza does that wonderfully. The disco number and the last two dances are excellent; the crowds are ably arranged and handled. The new talent in Dharmesh Yelonde, Salman Yussuf Khan, Lauren Gottlieb, Noorin Shah, Vrushali Chavan, Bhawna Khanduja, Punit Pathak, Mayuresh Wadkar, Sushant Pujar and Prince and Firoz Khan live up to expectations with their dances. Of the veterans, Prabhudheva plays the various shades and phases he passes through with total conviction. Kay Kay Menon in a small negative role is good. Ganesh Acharya is not much of an actor; he overacts. The expenses show in the costumes and sets as well as crowd scenes. Though tacky in parts, ABCD makes up with its second half and the climax.

    ABCD: Any Body Can Dance has a huge appeal for youth and masses and will have smooth sailing at the box office. The film‘s opening is very good.

  • Haasan’s Vishwaroop is a failed effort

    Haasan’s Vishwaroop is a failed effort

    MUMBAI: After much controversy, which one realizes was totally futile and uncalled for after watching the film, Vishwaroopam‘s Hindi version finally hits the screens on Friday. Vishwaroop is an espionage drama which has Indian participants but has nothing to do with the security of India in its narrative. The target of Al Qaeda terrorists is the US but the saviours are the Indians.

     

    Producers: Chandra Haasan, Kamal Haasan.

    Director: Kamal Haasan.

    Cast: Kamal Haasan, Pooja Kumar, Andrea Jeremiah, Rahul Bose, Shekhar Kapur, Jaideep Ahlawat, Nassar, Miles Anderson.

    The problem is that we don‘t have stories of our spies‘ real heroics in public domain or in fiction. Recently, we had Jab Tak Hai Jaan where the protagonist Shah Rukh Khan‘s character was fitted in to the character of Jeremy Renner from Hurt Locker. Kamal Haasan, for his part, chooses the character lock stock and barrel with events and sequences like coming face-to-face with Osama Bin Laden, from a Fredrick Forsyth novel of 2006, The Afghan.

    The Afghan is about a popular Forsyth books hero, a retired spy, Mike Martin, who infiltrates the top rungs of the Al Qaeda impersonating one of their top activists who is now in a jail in the US; a man he has worked with and groomed earlier working side by side during the Russian war of Afghanistan. Now, Kamal Haasan assumes that character, infiltrating the top brass of Al Qaeda as a Kashmiri jihadi whose father was a respected jihadi martyr. The cover has been built for Haasan by the Indian spy agency, RAW, for his easy acceptance by AQ.

    As the film unfolds; Kamal Haasan is Vishwanath, an Indian classical dance teacher teaching a band of girls his art in the US. His wife, Pooja Kumar, is a nuclear oncologist. She married him as an excuse to get entry into the US and is romancing her boss; she finds her husband to be more suited to cook for her and look after the home. To her, he is a nincompoop. Not knowing her boss is dealing with the wrong people, she ends up in the hands of terrorists along with the boss and Haasan. The merciless terrorists kill their own men as easily as they kill others and next in the line are Haasan and Kumar. The boss she was getting cosy with is not up to saving her life; in fact he can‘t save his own life either. It is time for the wimpish Haasan to show his true colours. The RAW agent in him springs into action and kills the horde of terrorists to make an escape with Kumar.

    In flashback, the real Haasan turns out to be a Kashmiri Muslim spy with RAW, Wisam. The flashback takes you to Haasan‘s days with Al Qaeda in the Afghan mountains, where he becomes one of them. He gains the full confidence of the leader, Rahul Bose. While he tries to save the lives of women and innocent children, he also signals the hideouts of the terrorist groups to the American forces who then carry out bombings.

    Haasan is now back to civil life with new cover as a dance teacher but the Al Qaeda has caught up with him. Rahul Bose, the dreaded Omar, is on his tail and the action is now in the US. Bose and his group plan to blow up a major part of New York with a dirty bomb. Haasan is aided by his handler, Shekhar Kapur, and two subordinates, Andrea Jeremiah, so far posing as his dance disciple and Miles Hawkins, an American. The race begins to prevent the disaster that the bomb will wreck on New York. The bomb has already been planted and a terrorist, James Bobson, is waiting for a go ahead to press the detonator. There are hurdles as Hawkins is murdered and Haasan and Kumar are arrested by the FBI. It takes the Prime Minister of India to intervene and let Haasan get back to his task.

    The bomber is eliminated, bomb defused and New York saved but not before the Al Qaeda leader and his crony escape for the Vishwaroop saga to continue as a sequel.

    Now, that is one problem where you let a villain escape, you are not giving viewers their money‘s worth. A sequel can very well be the hero‘s new exploit. It does not necessarily have to be with the same forces. When you talk of Afghani men, you imagine a tall, strong man so what prompted the casting of Rahul Bose as the main villain? An artificial eyeball, bruised face and other makeup touches may make him look sinister at first glance but he is not a strong adversary. And how does one expect the Indian audience to identify with an adventure that has nothing to do with India except its super sleuths who are out to save America?

    It is bad enough that Haasan has lifted his character and parts from an American authors‘ book but he could have very well designed the film around security concerns of India rather than the US. In fact, after the initial few reels when Haasan Vishwaroop changes to RAW agent Wisam, the film fails to hold interest.The Afghan war parts could well be a documentary. The part about saving New York from a bomb is routine and predictable.

    As for performances, Haasan is good as usual in whatever he does. Of the girls, Jeremiah has a better part and does justice; Kumar is okay. Bose is a misfit. Kapur just has to be himself. Anderson looks the part of a RAW subordinate. Nassar and Jaideep Ahlawat are good in support. While the photography is good, not much help comes from music or dialogue. Some editing was needed.

    Vishwaroopam is a failed effort; the film neither thrills nor entertains.

    Mai is a purposeless film

    Producers: Nitin R Shankar, Subhash Dawar.

    Director: Mahesh Kodiyal.

    Cast: Asha Bhosle, Padmini Kolhapure, Ram Kapoor, Shivani Joshi, Navin Kaushik, Anupam Kher (cameo).

    Mai is supposedly a film on Alzheimer‘s syndrome, an affliction when a person loses control over one‘s faculties like memory, thinking and behaviour. However, it really is a film about an afflicted old woman and her selfish wards, who want to shirk the responsibility of caring for her, save for one. Somehow, filmmakers try to find new stories which they think will appeal to the audience. To think that Alzheimer will appeal at all to Rs 300-ticket moviegoer makes no business sense! In this case, a mother is deserted by her only son because she suffers from Alzheimer‘s, but, cause notwithstanding, there have been a score of films of aged parents being deserted by wards over the years.

    Padmini Kolhapure, her husband Ram Kapoor and their teenage daughter, Shivani Joshi, are leading a peaceful life even as they are paying off the mortgage on their house equally. Kolhapure calls the shots. Her husband is a journalist. What Kolhapure does is not deemed necessary to explain but she works and makes money enough to support the family; makes money enough to take on her husband and dominate the family on every count!

    One fine day, Kolhapure‘s brother, Navin Kaushik, says he is leaving for the US and he can‘t take their mother, Asha Bhosle, along. Of the three sisters, one is handicapped by space and economics of her family to care for her mother, the other can‘t because she is off to Switzerland for a holiday and that leaves only the eldest, Kolhapure, to bring her mother home, much against the wishes of her husband, Kapoor and the teenage daughter, Joshi.

    Bhosle is a nuisance for the family. When it is not her Alzheimer‘s, it is her being a typical grandma and lecturing everybody. Why Kolhapure is doing it and willing to sacrifice her happy married and small family life as well as her career (she is due for a promotion) is sought to be explained through various songs which become flashbacks. In fact, every song the film has is about flashbacks, which is repetitive. These flashbacks remind Kolhapure of the hard days Bhosle faced as a young widow and mother of four to give them comfortable life and education through her sacrifices.

    Mai is a purposeless film. It drags on. Both the title and ambience are heavily Maharashtrian. Casting Bhosle is not a coup; it is a setback for the film. She has a huge, iconic image in the world of playback and no way can she fit into a helpless, ailing, totally dependent old mother. Ram Kapoor and Joshi are okay while Kolhapure is good.

    Mai has no box office prospects.

     
    Listen Amaya doesn‘t have enough to help its sustain at BO

    Producer: Ashok Sahwny. 

    Director: Avinash Kumar Singh.

    Cast: Farooq Sheikh, Deepti Naval, Swara Bhaskar, Amla.

    Listen Amaya is a film about a teenage girl, Swara Bhaskar, at crossroads of life and always at odds with her single parent, Deepti Naval. Teenage is an accepted excuse for a new generation to defy the norms. Listen Amaya has one part where her mother wants her to listen but she is always in a hurry and never does; its second part is like a sequel to its first part, where, the mother says, ‘Talk Amaya‘, but she has gone mute. The concept sounds interesting but, alas, what follows is not!

    Deepti Naval, a South Indian widow in Delhi, keeps herself occupied by managing a mini-library cum coffee shop called Book A Coffee. This she runs from her house. The shop generally attracts some youths and some intellectual types who love Indian things. One of her regular customers is Farooq Sheikh, a widower in his sixties and a still photographer by profession. Bhaskar has grown really fond of Sheikh, who is fondly called by all around as Jazz. Bhaskar has a fondness for writing and she and Sheikh decide to join forces to produce a coffee table book.

    Before the book can be published, Bhaskar sees the proximity between her mother, Naval, and Sheikh. This unnerves her. The Delhi teenager can‘t come to terms with another man in her mother‘s life and equates the relationship as sexual; how could her mother bring another man in a bedroom she shared with her father? There is turmoil in Naval‘s life as Bhaskar refuses in any way to have Sheikh as part of her life and stops communication with mother. She generally sulks and also fights with her friends.

    The part about the coffee shop and its visitors, which was light and fun, is over as the drama turns into a triangular conflict with Naval at the centre. It takes time, intervention by Bhaskar‘s dad‘s sister, Amla, and the success of her book with an offer for a sequel that finally brings a change of mind.

    Sheikh and Naval are readily acceptable as a pair and their chemistry feels like a continuation of their earlier love stories. Bhaskar has to mostly sulk and be generally unpleasant which is a tough thing to do but she manages it well.

    Listen Amaya has some watchable parts but not enough to help it sustain at the box office.

    David is an idea not worth repeating

    Producers: Bejoy Nambiar, Sharada Trilok.

    Director: Bejoy Nambiar.

    Cast: Neil Nitin Mukesh, Vikarm, Vinay Virmani, Isha Sherwani, Lara Dutta, Tabu, Nassar, Rohini Hattangadi, Nishan Nanaiah, Milind Soman, Satish Kaushik, Sheetal Menon.

    David has three stories to tell, of three characters sharing the same name, David, over different periods and locations, these being London, Mumbai and Goa. This is rather ambitions since most of our films are lacking in even one story to make into an interesting movie. The stories may have started on different locations in different era but all culminate around the same time. The three parts have different issues. One is about London and its Indian underworld; the second about a middle class family in suburban Mumbai becoming a victim of the local land grab mafia and its politics while the third one is about a happy-go-lucky Goan who discovers love.

    Neil Nitin Mukesh is David, the blue eyed boy of the local don Ghani who holds sway over the local Asian community. This part is shown in black and white. The story is more about the internal passions and politics of the family with patriotism and attempts to kill him by some outer forces on the side. The part takes off interestingly as the don demonstrates his powers and Neil establishing himself as the protective shield of the household. His in-house romance with Monica Dogra and doubts about his parentage later dilute the story.

    The Mumbai David, Vinay Virmani, lives with his devout Christian father, Nassar, and two sisters. He aspires to make a name in the world of music. His relationship with his father is a love-hate one while the only person he is comfortable with is his older sister. While he is at the threshold of a break to play with a renowned music composer, his family falls victim to the local land mafia and a manipulative politician and religious activist, Rohini Hattangadi. Their peace is shattered and Virmani gets after the villain to seek revenge. However, he is no match for the mafia or the politician‘s might.

    In Goa, Vikram is David living a life of a perfect loafer, either fighting or drinking or doing both. His mother wants to see him settled and when in need of help, his dead father, Saurabh Shukla, gets into the body of somebody around and helps solve his son‘s problems. Vikram has but one buddy in town, Nishan Nanaiah. Both fall for the same deaf-mute girl, Isha Sherwani. This part offers some relief with help from Tabu and other characters.

    Finally, the story of all three end on different notes. None really gets what he had set out for. All three stories begin well but lose grip on the way.

    With three stories, David has a lot many characters playing brief parts of which the three Davids along with Tabu, Nassar, Lara Dutta and Saurabh Shukla make some impact. The film has as many as fifteen tracks and some of them blend well with the proceedings. Direction is average. Camera work is good by all three cinematographers, handling a part each. That is about all.

    David is an idea not worth repeating if commercial cinema is what one has in mind.

  • Race 2: Fast, crisp and gripping

    Race 2: Fast, crisp and gripping

    MUMBAI: Race 2 is a film about Indian criminals abroad and more than a race, it is the game of one-upmanship between two criminals. Just when major films were going desi with their content and locations, Race 2 takes to the trend of a few years back when makers sought foreign locations. Race 2 had to follow the Race to a certain extent.

    Producers: Ramesh S Taurani, Ronnie Screwvala, Siddharth Roy Kapur. 
    Directors: Abbas – Mustan.
    Cast: Saif Ali Khan, John Abraham, Anil Kapoor, Aditya Panscholi, Deepika Padukone, Jacqueline Fernandez, Ameesha Patel, Rajesh Khattar.

    The turf is ruled by all Indian players, each wanting to be the best. Saif Ali Khan continues from where he left off in Race, John Abraham replaces Akshaye Khanna and is pitted against Khan in the game of one-upmanship. The ex cop, Anil Kapoor, is now the jack in the pack accompanied by his new assistant, Ameesha Patel, while Aditya Pancholi is the super don. Abraham, a street fighter has raked in millions with his nefarious activities with much help from his sister, Deepika Padukone. For girlfriend, he has Jacqueline Fernandez.

    Khan‘s pregnant girlfriend, Bipasha Basu, has been killed by Abraham and he has sworn to avenge her death by destroying Abraham financially and literally, ridding him of his five casinos and villa and bring him on streets. What better way to ruin someone then to befriend him? So both become friends while being very wary of each other, both know the purpose of the friendship and each thinks he is one step ahead. Sending wired moles and planting bombs is all a part of the game. Nobody trusts anybody, least of all Abraham who would even kill his sister, Padukone, to usurp her share of the loot. To keep the pace of the film fast, there are car bombs and chases and all kind of action that the writer and directors can cram in.

    While the heroes play their games, Kapoor and Patel provide some lighter moments with the latter having one track mind, that of seducing Kapoor, who gets his high from fruits, always munching on them. Their exchanges are always suggestive and full of sexual innuendoes. While Kapoor works on a piece of pie from the warring heroes enter Aditya Pancholi, a don no one dare mess with.

    Khan decides to make his killer move, a heist on the Church in Turin to steal the shroud of Turin, the burial cloth of Lord Jesus which has been stored in a high security zone. Abraham would buy it with plans to sell it off to Panscholi. It is a tough proposition and, as Panscholi puts it, ‘forget real life, I have not even seen the idea of pulling such a stunt in a Hollywood film‘. But one can count on our script writers to put it on a platter and deliver it. The mission is easily accomplished. It is time to exchange wares against cash. Khan is offered a drink laced with poison to celebrate the success of his mission, left to die as Abraham proceeds to complete his deal with Pancholi. But, someone has changed sides again and Khan lives to take on Abraham in an action filled plane ride.

    The shroud sold to Panscholi, it turns out, is an ordinary piece of cloth printed to look like the original. Abraham‘s wealth is sacrificed at the altar of the don. Yes, also his girlfriend, Fernandez chooses to follow wealth and villa and goes with Panscholi. Abraham promises to get even in Race 3!

    Though Race 2 offers no novelties, the way it is woven into the film keeps the goings on watchable without dull moments. Yes, music does bring those lulls since songs are just loud sans melody or foot tapping kind. Direction is usual Abbas Mustan style with finesse and fast pace but the second half however loses steam. They are amply aided by the action coordinator. Editing is crisp. Locations are well picturised. Dialogue, when witty, is good.

    The one-upmanship looks plausible because Khan and Abraham make it so; both are sincere in their roles. Kapoor helps add some star value while Panscholi is as usual. Padukone as the plotter is good. Fernandez adds oomph. Patel is okay as a duh. Bipasha Basu plays a cameo.

    Race 2 has had an opportune release week of Eid, followed by Republic Day Holiday and a Sunday to crown the weekend. The entertainment starved public has responded favourably (the last one being Dabangg2 five weeks back). Hence having opened well, the film will do well sans a strong opposition for the next two weeks.

    Akaash Vaani: Loose screenplay and insipid music add to woes

    Producers: Kumar Mangat Pathak, Abhishek Pathak.

    Director: Luv Ranjan.

    Cast: Kartik Tiwar, Nushrat Bharucha, Sunny Singh Nijjar, Sana Shaikh, Gautam Mehra, Kiran Kumar, Mahesh Thakur, Prachi Shah.

    Akaash Vaani is a love story with new faces; they have worked at times with some of them even going to launch stars‘ careers and being commercially successful. With high costs of production and promotions, this is a chance worth taking, especially if the banner is established and has the capacity to go it alone from production to distribution.

    Kartik Tiwari (Akaash) from Chandigarh and Nushrat Bharucha (Vani) from Dehradun join a Delhi college. Both are poles apart but since opposites attract, love happens. Over the next three years in college, their love gets stronger; when it is time to part at the end of the college, Tiwari proceeds to the US to pursue higher studies while Bharucha returns to Dehradun to attend her sister‘s wedding and, later, study for her post-grad.

    Bharucha‘s family is traditional and her father, Kiran Kumar, lives a life very conscious of ‘samaj and padosi‘ and what they think! What worse can happen to a man like him when his daughter, whose wedding rituals are on, vanishes leaving only a note. She has eloped with the one she loved. Kumar is devastated, breaks down. He does all the crying and sobbing on behalf of his entire family. Whatever her sister did, it puts paid to Bharucha‘s intention of taking her parents into confidence about her love for Tiwari.

    Worried that his younger daughter, Bharucha, may also do something similar, he fixes her match for an instant marriage. After all, parents always have a nice boy in mind for their girls. Bharucha puts up no resistance, calls up Tiwari to end their romance, goes ahead and ties the knot. To become a housewife, as that is what her husband said he wanted her to be, her romance has been sacrificed. But the husband is a sadist who never leaves Bharucha at ease and finds faults with her on regular basis. This is made amply clear so that one knows that she has married the villain under pressure from her family instead of the hero.

    The film‘s tagline says, “Love gets a second chance”. The girl gets a chance to visit Delhi while her husband is away for a week. This also happens to be the time of her college alumni meet. The star-crossed lovers, Tiwari and Bharucha, come face to face again. The romance is rekindled. Tiwari whisks Bharucha off to the kind of places where they had dreamt of spending their honeymoon.

    The lovers are back together and it is time for the final showdown, which turns out to be rather tame.

    Akaash Vani is a slow winding process spread over 140 minutes without any twists or turns. It takes an old fashioned route to a modern day love story. What is modern about it is that the girl is married and still takes time off to go with her college lover and finally decides to reject her husband.

    Akaash Vani has a very loose screenplay with little substance. The artistes are new and music, a must in a love story, is lacking. There is not a single lip sync song while the couple romances. Bharucha, on whom the story and its pathos rest, is ineffective. Tiwari is cute, as they say about a chocolate hero, but the trends indicate otherwise. Kumar sobbing constantly is silly. Of the rest, Sona Singh is good while Sunny Singh Nijjar is fair.

    Akaash Vani is not working. 

    Main Krishna Hoon (Part Animation): Poorly conceived and ineffectual

    Producers: Nandan Mahto, Promila Hunter.

    Direction: Rajiv S Ruia.

    Cast: Juhi Chawla, Paresh Ganatra, Rajneesh Duggal, Nameet Shah (Katrina Kaif, Hrithik Roshan in cameos.)

    Main Krishna Hoon is a live animation film designed to attract children. It follows the same line as the director‘s earlier film, My Friend Ganesha. That is to say the God children can identify with, in this case Bal Krishna, befriending a young boy to help him overcome his adversities and to help him come to terms with the fact that he is an orphan.

    Juhi Chawla is Kantaben who, aided by Paresh Ganatra, runs Ashray, an orphanage in Gujarat. The orphanage sustains by supplying papads and expects no aid from donors. One rainy night reminiscent of the Krishna Janmashtami night, a tiny tot is left in her shelter home in a plastic drum. It happens to be the night Krishna was born according to the myths. The child is aptly named Krishna.

    Barren couples often visit Ashray to adopt a child. One such couple refuses to adopt Krishna because he suffers from bouts of epilepsy. The next time a couple visits to adopt a child, the fact of Krishna‘s ailment is hidden from them on Ganatra‘s advice. The couple take Krishna home but they soon return after he suffers an attack. Krishna has been pining to have his own mother and father since he visited a garden where every parent is doting on their children. (This is a rather ridiculous scene.)

    Next, this child Krishna lands up at a Krishna temple and invokes the Lord. Soon the God Krishna appears and both become friends. The rest is predictable as the Lord helps Krishna get over his troubles as well as to help him fight kalyug villains. Finally, the prospective adoptive child Krishna adopts Chawla as his mother and father both.

    Main Krishna Hoon is a poorly conceived film with amateurish treatment. Besides Juhi Chawla, the film has cameos by Katrina Kaif and Hrithik Roshan. These are the only positives in the film but not enough to salvage it.

  • Inkaar: A love story badly told

    Inkaar: A love story badly told

    MUMBAI: Inkaar has been widely promoted as a film on sexual harassment at work place. Ideally, the work place here is an ad agency. Ad agencies are generally identified with glamour because that is what they cater through their ads and are thought to be full of people with open and free minds. It helps the cause of the film because, otherwise, ad agencies are not the only place where romances, affairs or molestations happen. Whatever the perceptions created, Inkaar, in a nutshell, is just another love story.

     

    Producers: Tipping Point Films, Viacom 18.
    Director: Sudhir Mishra.
    Cast: Arjun Rampal, Chitrangada Singh, Deepti Naval, Vipin Sharma, Gaurav Dwivedi, Mohan Kapoor, Rehana Sultan.

    Arjun Rampal is a high flying ad executive, the CEO of a happening agency with a US tie-up. Since ad agencies are generally identified with their leaders, Rampal is a legend in his own right in the ad world. Like all good leaders he encourages and grooms his team. One such person he has chosen to groom and hone talent of is Chitrangada Singh, a sensuous, sharp and ambitious girl from a small town, Solan in HP. Even before she can prove herself, Rampal is struck by her poise and beauty; if you count his ogling her at all meetings and briefings that happen in any office, he is obsessed with her!

     

    Rampal takes Singh under his wings, she shows sparks and soon her talent and contribution make her the blue eyed girl of the agency. The proximity leads to a romance between Rampal and Singh. The job creates many opportunities to travel and spend time together and soon the relationship becomes physical.

     

    Singh has also impressed the owners, especially the American partner, and she is soon delegated to the American partner agency. On her return, before the romance can rekindle, a management move to make her the creative head of the agency leads to parallel powers in the agency. After all, she is an ambitious woman and has no reason to say no despite Rampal‘s suggestion not to accept as he thinks she was not yet ready for the responsibilities.

     

    In the egos clash, romance is sacrificed, and this being a creative field, also sacrificed are some client accounts. Every time Singh needs Rampal‘s help, there are hurdles, or so she feels. Due to their past liaison, she smells a demand for sex whenever she encounters him. Exasperated, she decides to complain of harassment against her CEO, Rampal. You would expect a horde of woman activists to descend on him and newspaper headlines all over. But, no, here it is all hush, hush, no media and no activists, only one social worker; Deepti Naval sits on an inquest.

     

    As both the parties are called to testify in turns, the film‘s narrative comes in flashbacks because the inquest hears a particular incident told by Singh, Rampal follows with an explanation. This leads to unfolding of the film in various flashbacks. This does not help the cause of gripping the viewer with a taut telling of the story and fails to involve him. Other colleagues also tell their part in the events over the years. While a bias is evident against Singh from most colleagues, Naval also thinks that with two attractive persons working closely, sex is bound to happen! When the matter is not clear, Naval asks the panel sitting with her to vote on guilty or not guilty!

     

    When there is no inquest in progress, the ad world seems busy in revelry, drinking and generally having fun.

     

    Rampal has decided enough is enough and SMSs his resignation and heads home to Shahranpur to meet his father of various flashbacks in the film, Kanwaljeet Singh. Before that, he has had a confrontation with Singh in the washroom. When asked by Singh about his attitude, his response is ‘Because he was angry and because he loved her‘. Singh remembers it and its time for her also to pick up her car keys and follow Rampal to Shahranpur!

     

    Due to the piecemeal style of the script, the direction never gets a handle on the proceedings. Music lacks appeal.

     

    Rampal, as a lover in flashbacks and an annoyed accused in present is good in latter part. Singh is mainly glamour. Rest have no definite roles to play.

     

    Inkaar, has opened with poor response with little chance of improving.

     

    Mumbai Mirror: Lacks face value

     

    Producer: Raina S Joshi.
    Director: Ankush Bhatt.
    Cast: Sachin Joshi, Gihana Khan, Prakash Raj, Vimala Raman, Mahesh Manjrekar, Aditya Pancholi, Prashant Narayanan, Ra

    A guy wanting to be the clone of Salman Khan is understandable. After all, Dilip Kumar, Dev Anand, Rajesh Khanna, Amitabh Bachchan have had hundreds of them. But the hero here, Sachin Joshi, in his self financed film, also wants to clone a Salman Khan film! So, Mumbai Mirror is to be watched with Joshi as its hero but while imagining you are watching Salman Khan on screen.

     

    Joshi, in his pretence of playing Salman Khan, brings along the same actor, Prakash Raj to play the villain. What lets him down is his thin voice.

     

    Joshi is a police inspector in a station headed by his maternal uncle, Mahesh Manjrekar. He drinks, womanises, gambles on cricket matches and finally, also takes to snorting drugs. However, when it comes to action, he is never found wanting. Worst crime a man can commit, according to him, is raise a hand on woman of which he is unforgiving. Typically, he had a thing going with a bar dancer, Gihana Khan, who is now the don Raj‘s mole.

     

    Raj is the biggest don of Mumbai owning almost 70 per cent dance bars in the city, a man whom no policeman can touch. Joshi and Raj are soon to be pitted as the latter wants to open a dance bar in Joshi‘s precinct which Joshi would allow as long as there are no dance girls involved. Joshi also learns that dance bars are just a front and the real business behind this façade is that of drugs.

     

    The war between Raj and Joshi peaks and game of chess laid out in Raj‘s den now becomes real as both try to outwit the other. As a result, Joshi is suspended from the force. He continues his fight and, in the process, also meets a TV reporter, Vimala Raman, to add a mild romantic angle to the proceedings. Joshi adds another bad man, Aditya Pancholi, to the fight, turns Raj and Pancholi against each other. He is surprised to trace the source of drugs supply, and carries out the final elimination. Also eliminated is the corrupt CBI man and Raj‘s puppet, Sudesh Berry.

     

    To fill up the screen and make the film watchable, there is a line up of some known talent in the cast. There is always some action on screen but the problem is that there is nothing new. Dialogue by Ghalib Asad Bhopali is good when not remixing old Salman Khan lines. Music is out of sync. With a seasoned supporting cast, the performances are good. Joshi, Gihana and Raman are okay.

     

    Mumbai Mirror, lacking face value, finds no takers and is faced with no show situation.

  • Table No 21: An interesting film to watch

    Table No 21: An interesting film to watch

    MUMBAI: Table No 21 is one of those films which counter lack of stars and huge budget with a novel theme. The film has just three main characters and a single location, Fiji, offering the island‘s scenic beauty as an antidote to the rather heavy goings-on.

    Producers: Vicky Rajani, Sunil Lulla.

    Director: Aditya Datt.

    Cast: Paresh Rawal, Rajev Khandelwal, Tena Desae.

    A much-in-love couple, Rajeev Khandelwal and Tena Desae, are delighted to get an all-expense-paid trip to Fiji on their fifth wedding anniversary. It is a dream offer and soon as they land, they are treated to best of everything: food, wine and a villa of their own. This is not all. There are crores to be made by the couple. But, there has to be a catch. Nobody gifts such holidays and unimaginable sums of money for nothing. Barely has the couple soaked up the sun and sea of Fiji, than they are invited for a dinner by their host, Paresh Rawal.

    Khandelwal and Desae are needed to play a game which is aired live on net with millions of viewers logged in. The couple will be asked eight questions each worth Rs one crore. The final question of the game will be a rapid fire round of seven questions worth Rs 14 crore. There is also a task assigned to one of the two after each answer. The proposal looks too tempting to refuse with a Rs 21 crore payoff for the couple. The only condition is if you lie you die. No wrong answers permitted.

    Things look simple enough as the question answer session begins. But as the session progresses, the questions get more personal and tasks unexpected; like one task is for Khandelwal to go out on the main street parking lot and shatter a particular car. In another one, he is asked to shear Desae‘s mop of thick hair–tonsure her! Attempts by the couple to get out of the game prove futile. They are trapped and you feel empathy for them while branding Rawal as a sadistic maniac.

    By the eighth round of rapid fire questions, there is one question about the couple‘s loyalty to each other and this question shatters their romance, affection, dreams and life. A wrong answer is given and the punishment will be death. One of the two has to die. If one has been waiting to watch where all this was leading to and what was Rawal‘s purpose in choosing this couple, it is time for a flashback into their college life. And you realise why some questions were asked. They realise the past has caught up with them. Following this flashback, the viewers‘ opinions change as does their sympathy for the characters involved. And there is a message to be delivered.

    The film has similar theme as a 2011 film Chitkabrey in which more than one couple was facing the same kind of situation.

    The casting is good as Khandelwal and Desae make a handsome couple while Rawal is, always in control, holding the narrative together despite its grim moments. His last scene is in total contrast to what he does through the rest of the film, showing his versatility. The direction is good. With just three songs in the film, Mann mera… is the pick of the lot. The film has an effective background score, much needed for this kind of film. Dialogues, mostly hogged by Rawal, are in keeping with the character.

    Table No 21 is a decent enough film and its limited budget should see it through if it gets good patronage over the weekend. You may not call it an entertainer but it is an interesting watch.
     

    Rajdhani Express: Headed for derailment

    Producers: Manoj Kejriwal, Ritika Kohli, Rajesh K Patel.

    Director: Ashok Kohli.

    Cast: Leander Paes, Jimmy Shergill, Gulshan Grover, Siyali Bhagat.

    MUMBAI: Rajdhani Express looks like an outcome of what somebody somewhere thought had a bright idea! Bring together a variety of odd characters on a train journey and these total strangers decide to play the game of telling each other all about their personal lives!

    Leander Paes, the star attraction and a part of the bright idea, a domestic servant at a gangster‘s house, has boarded the Delhi Mumbai Rajdhani Express on a stolen ticket and guns as his baggage. Others travelling in the same cubicle with him are a fashion designer, Sudhanshu Pandey, actress Puja Bose, film writer Piyanshu Chatterjee with Gulshan Grover as the ticket checker. There are also assorted others like a politician, an old couple, a female cop and so on. If there are guns on board, there has to be a cop around too so we have Jimmy Shergill.

    The film has no story at all, just events, twists and turns that make no sense. Just about everything in the film is ill-conceived. The Rajdhani set as well as the music and dialogue is poor.

    As for Paes, a domestic help is the kind of character you cast him in? That is giving him a bad name besides defaming the premier train service of the country.

    This Rajdhani Express is not going anywhere.